'JAPLISH'...Japanese English

1. Very difficult to make up what it is about ?

2. Maybe in Japan, there are Males who are not 'Man'

3. Bring your own tissue....I think

4. Cheese Fair or 'Afraid of Cheese'

5. They can construct their own WATER.....




6. You jump on the Elevator = Jail ?




7. You will need a smoke after reading this...




8. They even advertise their price hike...

9. Their mags need refrigeration....

10. Appears to be 'SOLD OUT'....

11. Pray while listening to MP3... be pious !!!

Thanks Gaya3

WITTY ANAGRAMS: When you rearrange the letters…

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE : FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

DILIP VENGSARKAR : SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA : END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY : NICE SILKY WOMAN

ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER

DESPERATION : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES : THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS : LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS : ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : TWELVE PLUS ONE

and for the grand finale…

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER

(Thanks Raghu)