Friday, January 26, 2007

Reasons: Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists


1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights...

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves...

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're There...

4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down...

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane...

6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane...

7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it...

8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield...

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day...

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages...
Thanks Bhatta